ufocorpse:

“are you a boy or a girl?”
I am the physical embodiment of suffering

miss-nerdgasmz:

nuted:

antifeministfox:

nuted:

karma

But if a woman got a suspension and 2 detentions for a shirt, the nation would lose their fucking minds.

i’m literally so embarrassed for u

do you not know how girls get coded for what they wear on a daily basis or nah

lemon-soju:

i support u lazy gay snake

awkwardlittlemouse:

kickass-funny:

Such a pity he can’t see how fine he is

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um… you do know that deaf doesn’t mean blind^

yes hun that’s the point of the chart of no correlation 

thegeekyblonde:

yes i am a triple threat!! spilling drinks, screaming, and shedding long strands of hair everywhere

gayaceinspace:

averyiscoldpizza:

fairytalephantasy:

cuddlingwithsatan:

ottermatopoeia:

what a beautiful wedding

said a bridesmaid to a waiter

yes but what a shame

the poor grooms bride is a llama

What? A llama?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!

ababrams:

favorite broad city scenes: [14/?] - S02E04: Knockoffs
“I didn’t get a chance to say goodbye.”

awakonate:

Scanned image of “ Playtime in Africa” (1960) by Efua Sutherland

samsteved:

pyronoid-d:

ssjgssjgoku:

this man will protect your computer

He stands behind you and slaps your hand away from the mouse if you’re gonna click a malicious link

is that the evil robot from irobot